For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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