I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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