i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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