whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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