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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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