Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just threw up on my dentist
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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