i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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