she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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