How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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