what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I forgot how hot balto sounded
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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