So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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