Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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