no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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