oh god the rape fog is back!
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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