Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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