you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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