I just cut my nipple shaving
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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