I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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