brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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