What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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