Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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