Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
