is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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