id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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