Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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