Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
