I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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