dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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