it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
