we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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