Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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