no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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