Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
