I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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