Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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