I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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