READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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