I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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