Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
