____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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