brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
