i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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