i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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