i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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