sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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