There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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