I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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