are you so shy because you have an std?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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