that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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