Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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