LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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