I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I know her cup size but not her name....
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