her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
handjob tips. give me some.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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