please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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