Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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