talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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