Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just google imaged poop.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's never too late to be topless.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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