big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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