she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
This baby is an asshole
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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