It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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